Thursday, March 28, 2013

Weird Voice Mail I Received at Work Today

Part of my job is to answer the phones since we no longer have a receptionist. (The worst part of my job, I despise answering phones) Another part of my job is that I am in charge of all of the printers/copiers maintenance, toner, etc. Numerous times a day I get sales calls trying to get me to go with their company for printer supplies and such. The perk of answering phones is that I get to screen these calls and send them straight to my voice mail. Just a couple minutes ago I got one of those calls and they did leave me a very unusual message that kind of creeped me out but also I found to be pretty fucking hilarious. Usually I would just delete it before even listening to it, but I got distracted before being able to delete it and it started to play. It was a 10 second message of this guy singing "Roxanne". 

Do you remember my post a while back about people singing that song to me? What was funny is that when I initially answered the call his voice was really deep, but while serenading me via voice mail he put on this very high pitch voice. "Roxaaaaannnee, you don't have to turn on the red light" and then just hung up. No real message whatsoever. Like what the fuck. People are sooo fucking weird. 

*I recorded a voice memo from my phone of it and wanted to turn it in to a video so you guys could here it, but ya I have no idea how that works.*


  1. hahahahahahha well at least they're keeping it interesting.

  2. That is so weird. It bums me out a bit too, on your behalf--I've always loved the name Roxanne! I was once helped out at Target by a girl whose name tag said "Billie Jean". I asked if that was her real name, she said yes, and I said that it was awesome. She just said "not really". I realized right after that she probably gets that all the time and it's probably annoying as fuck. At least I didn't sing to her... :)

    1. Aw thank you. Ya it does get pretty annoying but I guess it's just something you have to get used to. She probably gets it way worse than I do.


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